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All the avengers (especially Bruce) gets Thor to go Ikea with them when they break their furniture because they can never pronounce the furniture names right and Thor always ends up assembling the furniture on his own because everyone else gets pissed off with the instructions and parts.

All the avengers (especially Bruce) gets Thor to go Ikea with them when they break their furniture because they can never pronounce the furniture names right and Thor always ends up assembling the furniture on his own because everyone else gets pissed off with the instructions and parts.


get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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